Posted on September 11, 2009.

My friends and I have for the last several years have used our MSN screenames to describe some of many things we (wish) Bruce Dickinson got up to. We are certainly not all fans of Iron Maiden - it's just something that we do. This uses a pretty monolithic bash script to parse four different types of logs from the last seven years to extract the relevant screenames. It's really quite astonishing what's possible with a judicious use of grep, sed and xargs.

Screenames

Blame rests with known human Bruce Dickinson and his tiny inferior brain

Bruce Dickinson

Bruce Dickinson calls Lofty to duel

Bruce Dickinson (8)was born in a mining town in '58 when black and white TV was up to date(8) dontcha know

Bruce Dickinson (Back by popular demand), plus Bloody Foreigners

Bruce Dickinson - he will, he will, rock you

Bruce Dickinson = Marcus the Penguin = The Queen

Bruce Dickinson absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead

Bruce Dickinson absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

Bruce Dickinson admits that there is no rule on the books saying a meerkat can't play rugby

Bruce Dickinson advises people to be off buggering

Bruce Dickinson ain't got nothing, and they're taking that away too

Bruce Dickinson already has a plan

Bruce Dickinson am I

Bruce Dickinson and Sean Bean sitting in a tree

Bruce Dickinson and chums are playing Switzerland and Holland but still not this sceptred isle, because they're %!£*$%s

Bruce Dickinson apologises profusely for any offence or injury cause last evening

Bruce Dickinson applauded the downfall of the British Empire

Bruce Dickinson asks if anyone would care to explain where the large lump on the side of his head came from

Bruce Dickinson asks you to 'quit yo jibber jabber'

Bruce Dickinson asserts that 50% of exercise is mental, and he'll do the other 50% some other time

Bruce Dickinson asserts that Aquaman talks to motherfucking fish!

Bruce Dickinson asserts that he is Brucie D, the dominating MC

Bruce Dickinson ate my hamster

Bruce Dickinson became self-aware at 2:14am, Easter time, August 29th

Bruce Dickinson became self-aware at 2:14am, Eastern time, August 29th

Bruce Dickinson believes marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers

Bruce Dickinson believes that qualifies as ill

Bruce Dickinson believes that the debate over breakfast is as subjective as it is eternal

Bruce Dickinson brings your attention to RockReview.co.uk: Rock news, not cock news

Bruce Dickinson builds you up, buttercup

Bruce Dickinson came from Greece, he had a thirst for knowledge

Bruce Dickinson can always find the droids he's looking for

Bruce Dickinson can be found in all good bookshops

Bruce Dickinson can create an object so valuable that even He can't heist it

Bruce Dickinson can definitely escape, all he has to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe

Bruce Dickinson can finally save the planet with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows

Bruce Dickinson can fire three rounds a minute in any weather.

Bruce Dickinson can fire three shots a minute in any weather

Bruce Dickinson can flip end to end in 0.35 seconds

Bruce Dickinson can read for pleasure again

Bruce Dickinson can save the universe with a kettle and some string

Bruce Dickinson can sleep when he's dead

Bruce Dickinson cannot play god and then wash his hands of the things he's created

Bruce Dickinson casts aspersions on David Bishop's sexuality

Bruce Dickinson casts aspersions on David Bishop's sexuality, not to mention Alex Rea's

Bruce Dickinson comes from a land down under

Bruce Dickinson comes out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns

Bruce Dickinson commands a navy of moral dubiousness

Bruce Dickinson considers Bruce Dickinson to be somewhat of a retard

Bruce Dickinson correx you're grammer,

Bruce Dickinson cusses you bad

Bruce Dickinson dared to dream of his own race of atomic monsters

Bruce Dickinson didn't realise you wrote poetry, didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

Bruce Dickinson didn't realise you wrote poetry, such bloody awful poetry

Bruce Dickinson didn't realise you wrote poetry, didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

Bruce Dickinson die, die DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Bruce Dickinson dit JE SUIS BRUCE DICKINSON, ET JE SUIS FRANCAIS!

Bruce Dickinson does not want to wake up with a severed port decanter in his bed

Bruce Dickinson does the Time Warp. Again

Bruce Dickinson doesn't even sound that fun but still manages to disappoint

Bruce Dickinson doesn't go to the gym; he's just naturally like this

Bruce Dickinson doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

Bruce Dickinson doesn't need to drink, he can quit anytime

Bruce Dickinson doesn't usually last 3 hours, but he got into a serious thing... then he forgot how it ended.

Bruce Dickinson doesn't usually last that long, but he got into a serious thing. Also he forgot how it ended.

Bruce Dickinson doesn't want to pay for a dimension he isn't going to use

Bruce Dickinson doesn't have to put on the red light

Bruce Dickinson doesn't just defy convention. He defies warning labels and common sense

Bruce Dickinson doesn't mess around with Jim

Bruce Dickinson doesn't need 'friends'

Bruce Dickinson drank your blood as you slept

Bruce Dickinson drank your blood as you slept and has got four offers so BRRRP

Bruce Dickinson enjoys meaty beer

Bruce Dickinson envies the dead

Bruce Dickinson falls within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy

Bruce Dickinson gives a little respect to The Todd

Bruce Dickinson goes to 11

Bruce Dickinson goes to war with France

Bruce Dickinson gotta keep the devil way down in the hole

Bruce Dickinson had sex with a man for money

Bruce Dickinson happens to have no dress in his cabin

Bruce Dickinson has a degree from Harvard; whenever he's wrong, the world makes a little bit less sense

Bruce Dickinson has become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years

Bruce Dickinson has become bitter, and lets face it, crazy over the years

Bruce Dickinson has been personally acquainted with himself for some years

Bruce Dickinson has done the impossible, and that makes him mighty

Bruce Dickinson has fired two guns while flying through the air

Bruce Dickinson has found a new note between B and C. He always suspected it was there

Bruce Dickinson has frankly never felt voting to be all that essential to the process

Bruce Dickinson has got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. They're breathing again

Bruce Dickinson has got a prayer in Memphis

Bruce Dickinson has got a prayer in Memphis - at work

Bruce Dickinson has got a prayer in Memphis - lectures

Bruce Dickinson has got your fish right here, pal

Bruce Dickinson has his own hat

Bruce Dickinson has independently invented Buddhism

Bruce Dickinson has just placed a fatwa on you

Bruce Dickinson has known... unconventional love

Bruce Dickinson has lost interest in the novelty of himself

Bruce Dickinson has made 38 drops, simulated

Bruce Dickinson has many leather-bound books

Bruce Dickinson has no friends

Bruce Dickinson has nothing in his pockets but knives and lint

Bruce Dickinson has passed his driving test

Bruce Dickinson has ridden the mighty moon worm

Bruce Dickinson has seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

Bruce Dickinson has seen the Queen

Bruce Dickinson has seventeen separate temporal violations

Bruce Dickinson has seventeen seperate temporal violations

Bruce Dickinson has shut down the main reactor, we'll be destroyed for sure

Bruce Dickinson has some experience with corporate manslaughter

Bruce Dickinson hates the fact that the French won

Bruce Dickinson hates you

Bruce Dickinson heard most of that but only because he was eavesdropping

Bruce Dickinson heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers

Bruce Dickinson hereby declares this 'Robot Party Week'

Bruce Dickinson hopes to set an example, you know, for children and stuff

Bruce Dickinson hurts Timothy Winters

Bruce Dickinson i

Bruce Dickinson ignores such insignificant forces as time, entropy, and death

Bruce Dickinson in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife

Bruce Dickinson instructs you to (8) Send them back your fierce defiance, Stamp upon th'accursed alliance (8)

Bruce Dickinson invites you to look upward and share the wonders he's seen

Bruce Dickinson is

Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson

Bruce Dickinson is DJing. Right now. For 50 people. At a Cambridge Ball. With no previous experience whatsoever

Bruce Dickinson is Kwisatz Hadarach, he is born of Caladan, he will take the Gom Jabbar

Bruce Dickinson is Kwistatz Hadarach, he is born of Caladan, he will take the Gom Jabbar

Bruce Dickinson is Luke, he's five, and his dad's Bruce Lee

Bruce Dickinson is Mister United-States-Canada-Mexico-Panama

Bruce Dickinson is Shai-Hulud: The Great Maker

Bruce Dickinson is a

Bruce Dickinson is a circular tub of colour

Bruce Dickinson is a hoot, that's what he is

Bruce Dickinson is a main character in the story of life

Bruce Dickinson is a man of wealth and taste

Bruce Dickinson is a member of the Conservative Party

Bruce Dickinson is a model, and he's looking good

Bruce Dickinson is a musical poet who transcends genres even as he reinvents them

Bruce Dickinson is a musician-poet who transcends genres even as he re-invents them

Bruce Dickinson is a pimp and a killer. But in a philanthropic way

Bruce Dickinson is a redneck yokel from beyond the stars

Bruce Dickinson is a robot in disguise

Bruce Dickinson is a scientist. He's been a threat to humanity, the environment, and even Jupiter once

Bruce Dickinson is a scientist. He's been a threat to humanity, the environment, and even Jupiter once

Bruce Dickinson is a surprisingly amorous tour guide

Bruce Dickinson is a zombie negroe

Bruce Dickinson is across the bay... in Alameda

Bruce Dickinson is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon

Bruce Dickinson is an anagram of boral dex

Bruce Dickinson is an elephant that never forgets.... to kill!

Bruce Dickinson is an intercept-saurus rex

Bruce Dickinson is an ugly bag of mostly water

Bruce Dickinson is angry that most of the "fans" on Farscapeworld.com don't know dren

Bruce Dickinson is as big and dumb as a man can come

Bruce Dickinson is at 99,000 and dropping like a rock

Bruce Dickinson is at a place called Birmingham

Bruce Dickinson is at altitude 99,000 and dropping like a rock

Bruce Dickinson is back in Colchester

Bruce Dickinson is back in the USSR

Bruce Dickinson is being a right pest by almost certainly setting his only date in the UK for the middle of the twatting exams

Bruce Dickinson is better than you

Bruce Dickinson is busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate

Bruce Dickinson is causing havoc. If i'm not mistaken, his face is a haddock

Bruce Dickinson is coming home to Wuthering, Wuthering, Wuthering Heights

Bruce Dickinson is concerned that the cake is a lie

Bruce Dickinson is down with fall

Bruce Dickinson is dying in a pool of his own cheese

Bruce Dickinson is equivocating like a motherfucker

Bruce Dickinson is extremely King George V

Bruce Dickinson is extremely Martin

Bruce Dickinson is farmhouse. Very farmhouse

Bruce Dickinson is fast, also he is from the past

Bruce Dickinson is feeling the captain's itch

Bruce Dickinson is floating in a tin can, far above the world

Bruce Dickinson is flying you out on knuckle airlines, fist class

Bruce Dickinson is fresh from conquering the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula

Bruce Dickinson is goina waaaaaaar

Bruce Dickinson is going to be on that like a numerator on a denominator

Bruce Dickinson is going to live for forever

Bruce Dickinson is going to twat Mr. Matusiak

Bruce Dickinson is gonna do you a nasty

Bruce Dickinson is good with our current amount of headbutting. He'd say we're at headbutting capacity

Bruce Dickinson is half monk, half hitman

Bruce Dickinson is happy and he knows it. And he really wants to show it

Bruce Dickinson is here to talk to you about the Avenger inititive

Bruce Dickinson is in London

Bruce Dickinson is in a band with an Italian drummer

Bruce Dickinson is in ur noun, verb-ing ur related noun

Bruce Dickinson is insinuating that an entire design cr

Bruce Dickinson is insinuating that an entire design crew has deliberately mislabeled the key elements of a train

Bruce Dickinson is islanded in a stream of stars

Bruce Dickinson is like being sexually attracted in reverse

Bruce Dickinson is made in Scotland from girders

Bruce Dickinson is making a list, checking it twice

Bruce Dickinson is mightily peaved by the continued existence of A-Level Classical Civilisation or Mr. Brinded

Bruce Dickinson is more than meets the eye

Bruce Dickinson is nearing the end of his days

Bruce Dickinson is never going to another planet called Cannibalon

Bruce Dickinson is no Jack Kennedy, Senator

Bruce Dickinson is non-canon

Bruce Dickinson is non-negotiable

Bruce Dickinson is not GAY, he's BRITISH

Bruce Dickinson is not a nancy boy, unlike some people, I'm looking at you Alex Rea

Bruce Dickinson is not a proper subset of abstract conceivability

Bruce Dickinson is not a stickler for a tickler

Bruce Dickinson is not enormously impressed by the continued existence of A-Level Classical Civilisation and Mr. Brinded

Bruce Dickinson is not sick but he's not well

Bruce Dickinson is on the list of approve bendables

Bruce Dickinson is on the list of approved bendables

Bruce Dickinson is one of the good guys

Bruce Dickinson is powered by irony

Bruce Dickinson is primarily concerned with fires, nuclear wars, and enforced dancing

Bruce Dickinson is putting on his robe and wizard hat

Bruce Dickinson is really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do

Bruce Dickinson is remembering Pickett's charge

Bruce Dickinson is remembering the defense on Little Round Top

Bruce Dickinson is remembering the first days of both the Somme and the battle of Gettysburg

Bruce Dickinson is rotten in the state of Denmark

Bruce Dickinson is rude but not ginger

Bruce Dickinson is sawing a pigeon in half with a stick

Bruce Dickinson is sinking because of how shabby this boat is

Bruce Dickinson is so damn cool it's untrue

Bruce Dickinson is stumblin' in

Bruce Dickinson is sylvanian

Bruce Dickinson is taking suggestions for what Einstein should say when he first goes to Cambridge

Bruce Dickinson is the Napoleon of rhyme

Bruce Dickinson is the devil, he can do what he wants. Whatever he's got, he's going to flaunt

Bruce Dickinson is the devil, he can do what he wants. Whatever he's got, he's going to flaunt

Bruce Dickinson is the enchanting wizard of rhythm

Bruce Dickinson is the essence and the vessel of all that is and will ever be

Bruce Dickinson is the humblest of God's creatures

Bruce Dickinson is the morning DJ on WOLD

Bruce Dickinson is the new Member of Parliament

Bruce Dickinson is the realest person you're ever going to meet

Bruce Dickinson is the world's most boundary-respecting robot

Bruce Dickinson is the world's most boundary-respecting robot

Bruce Dickinson is upside his head

Bruce Dickinson is watching porn in his hotel dressing gown

Bruce Dickinson is wondering "Hey, Shatner, how do I hurl bolts of lightning?&quot

Bruce Dickinson is, on occasion, hilarious

Bruce Dickinson is, to his Martian foes, a dangerous name

Bruce Dickinson isn't interested in art unless its tattooed on a fat guy

Bruce Dickinson isn't a gynecologist, but he'll have a look

Bruce Dickinson isn't real

Bruce Dickinson just proposed to a woman in a coffee shop and tried to get himself run over

Bruce Dickinson just showed up one day... staring

Bruce Dickinson kissed a girl just to try it

Bruce Dickinson knows a place where the constitution doesn't mean squat

Bruce Dickinson knows what is what, but he doesn't know what is what. He just struts

Bruce Dickinson likes his sugar with coffee and cream

Bruce Dickinson listens to "Drum n' Bush"

Bruce Dickinson lives in a self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory

Bruce Dickinson lives in the blue ridge, with his fourteen dogs

Bruce Dickinson looks a bit like coffee and tastes a bit like me

Bruce Dickinson looks a bit like coffee and tastes a little like me

Bruce Dickinson looks a little like coffee and tastes a little like me

Bruce Dickinson looks forward to DRINKING AGAIN!

Bruce Dickinson looks like a victim of a surgical crime - a little Darth Vader, a little Optimus Prime

Bruce Dickinson loves Italian, and so do you

Bruce Dickinson loves children's TV. For the wrong reasons

Bruce Dickinson loves the tentacle

Bruce Dickinson macht frei

Bruce Dickinson makes no apologies for his girth

Bruce Dickinson needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

Bruce Dickinson never figured out the moral of Humpty Dumpty. The best he could get is 'Dont sit on a wall if you're an egg'"

Bruce Dickinson never mentions a word to me, he reads Leviathan

Bruce Dickinson nosnikciD ecurB

Bruce Dickinson obeys the laws of thermodynamics

Bruce Dickinson pissed his summer away

Bruce Dickinson plays the mamba

Bruce Dickinson prefers blondes, but is open to all offers

Bruce Dickinson prefers his girlfriends to have a working knowledge of the Suez Crisis

Bruce Dickinson presents: 'Best' of Alex's Screenames 2004: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Bruce Dickinson presents: 'Best' of Alex's Screenames 2004: Why do people become bakers? Because they knead the dough

Bruce Dickinson probably would

Bruce Dickinson promises to DRINK AGAIN!

Bruce Dickinson proudly proclaims himself to be a Communist

Bruce Dickinson punched out all your blood

Bruce Dickinson puts his ass into it

Bruce Dickinson read the news today; oh boy

Bruce Dickinson really says: 'This is a fucking British flag, and these colours don't fucking run!'

Bruce Dickinson reckons X-Men legends is "the cool"

Bruce Dickinson reckons he's Ozymandias, King of Kings

Bruce Dickinson regards this Earth with envious eyes

Bruce Dickinson remembers what the dormouse said

Bruce Dickinson remembers what the dormouse saidl

Bruce Dickinson robs victims by threatening them with a lit match. Police want to find him before he strikes again

Bruce Dickinson says

Bruce Dickinson says "All farmers have wives" "Well not this one, he's gay" "Shouldnt be allowed near animals then should he"

Bruce Dickinson says "Are you biking what I'm biking?" "I am, Johnson, but there's a stick biked east here from purple box."

Bruce Dickinson says "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but it's a miracle that this one grew back."

Bruce Dickinson says "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but there's a bug stuck in here from last time."

Bruce Dickinson says "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "Well, I think so Bruce, but we're already naked."

Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson is too cool for words"

Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson says..

Bruce Dickinson says "Callous frigid chill, nothing left to kill, never seen before, breathing nevermore"

Bruce Dickinson says "Christianity is one of the most popular religions in Britain, with over 80 members"

Bruce Dickinson says "FGG is fine"

Bruce Dickinson says "For the last time, it was your first wife who liked them" "Yeah? Well she also liked to shut up"

Bruce Dickinson says "Free trade iz good coz da banana famas in panama get da moneyz"

Bruce Dickinson says "Hello I'm Dr Freud, but you can call me Siggy

Bruce Dickinson says "How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?" "Let's go ride bikes"

Bruce Dickinson says "I am the Tippoo sultan"

Bruce Dickinson says "I had a cow named Sir Angus McBeef"

Bruce Dickinson says "I love each and every one of you" "Sing, bitch"

Bruce Dickinson says "I plan to be a better, more focussed person next year and if at all possible, have a bionic arm

Bruce Dickinson says "I rode the Hasselhoff"

Bruce Dickinson says "I tried to wash my son's face with tea"

Bruce Dickinson says "I used to have a political reggae song called 'Equality Street'"

Bruce Dickinson says "I was issued with it in Hungary"

Bruce Dickinson says "I'll let you off with some partial suckage", whilst also supporting Project X

Bruce Dickinson says "I'm off to do some pillaging" "Is that what they call it now?" "No. I will wank later"

Bruce Dickinson says "If they're so great, why arent they dead?"

Bruce Dickinson says "If you require wheelchair assistance... you picked the wrong airline. Hah hah"

Bruce Dickinson says "In Kazakhstan, the favourite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis"

Bruce Dickinson says "Like Springsteen: Born to Run..... the Slough branch

Bruce Dickinson says "Listen to Pachelbel's Canon"

Bruce Dickinson says "Mr. T is fifty-three today! Happy Birthday!"

Bruce Dickinson says "Now 100% pun free"

Bruce Dickinson says "Ordinarily I'd say you're as thick as a brick, but why insult perfectly decent bricks?"

Bruce Dickinson says "Pronoun trouble"

Bruce Dickinson says "Republicans. Sportsmanship. Books"

Bruce Dickinson says "Rogues do it from behind"

Bruce Dickinson says "She's got the magical combo of beauty and low self-esteem"

Bruce Dickinson says "Such inspiration usually begins with acohol and ends with an entry in the Darwin Awards"

Bruce Dickinson says "That's it Patrick! We've got to become entrepreneurs" "Is it gonna hurt?"

Bruce Dickinson says "The Blair effect? Isn't that like the Lynx effect?...y'know...just a passing fragrance...?"

Bruce Dickinson says "The moon is a fascinating place, but gets progressively less interesting as your oxygen runs out"

Bruce Dickinson says "There comes a time in every mans life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye"

Bruce Dickinson says "There is no way I'm spending my holiday with a dog that has random Pavarotti disease"

Bruce Dickinson says "We are going to make shoe soup"

Bruce Dickinson says "We may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode"

Bruce Dickinson says "Welcome to Dimmsdale! I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

Bruce Dickinson says "Well there must be some current in those wires" "Probably about 1"

Bruce Dickinson says "Wellby is gay"

Bruce Dickinson says "What do you think might be the lesson here?" "Dogs"

Bruce Dickinson says "You can get rid of fat, you cant get rid of ugly"

Bruce Dickinson says "I'll be there before you know it; I'll be gone before you see me"

Bruce Dickinson says "If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword. And surely that is madness."

Bruce Dickinson says "Lift off! We have a lift off 32 minutes past the hour."

Bruce Dickinson says "Now... where did I leave the moon?"

Bruce Dickinson says "See, this is the problem with theoretical physics. Someone's always gotta get shot."

Bruce Dickinson says (8) The Jacksons are re-uniting and going on tour, and I cant take it anymore (8)

Bruce Dickinson says (8) The name's European Bob (8)

Bruce Dickinson says 3 offers is better than everybody else

Bruce Dickinson says Bruce Dickinson thinks no such thing Bruce Dickinson

Bruce Dickinson says Bruce Dickinson's E-mail address is Geiorgia_l_sams@hotmail.com

Bruce Dickinson says I'm Bruce Dickinson

Bruce Dickinson says Iron Maiden suck

Bruce Dickinson says THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE....Bruce Dickinson

Bruce Dickinson says can somebody please explain how a uni can make a conditional offer without telling you the conditions?

Bruce Dickinson says get the fuck out of my house

Bruce Dickinson says he's never been to scouts, but he once eat a brownie

Bruce Dickinson says he's one of the lads

Bruce Dickinson says it now and says it loud, he's Bruce Dickinson and he's proud

Bruce Dickinson says that (8)the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still they come!(8)

Bruce Dickinson says that International Camp is pretty in tents

Bruce Dickinson says that a hookah smoking caterpillar has given him the call

Bruce Dickinson says that failure is just success rounded down

Bruce Dickinson says that his dad is BA Baracus only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nanchuks

Bruce Dickinson says to womankind, "Less is the new black"

Bruce Dickinson says wooooo Bruce Dickinson

Bruce Dickinson says, "The Queen is better than you"

Bruce Dickinson says, "We've gotta get some porn on that for the lads"

Bruce Dickinson says: "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."

Bruce Dickinson says: "A subservient fish is one that knows his plaice"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."

Bruce Dickinson says: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but this time you wear the tutu"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but this where are we going to find a duck and a horse at this hour?"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Atheism is a non-prophet organisation"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Halifax Howard releasing 'You're my first, my last, my extra thing' as a single for charity."

Bruce Dickinson says: "I have terrible kleptomania, but it's okay - when it gets bad, I take something for it."

Bruce Dickinson says: "I once knew a bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender. He served subpoena coladas"

Bruce Dickinson says: "I saw a film about a man who had flashes of insight eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Marriage: The mourning after the knot before"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Real Shop Names #1: Battersea Cod's Home Fish and Chips"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Real Shop Names #2: The Frying Scotsman"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Real Shop Names #3: Paws for thought"

Bruce Dickinson says: "Without me, it's just aweso"

Bruce Dickinson screams it like he hates that bitch

Bruce Dickinson seriously prods buttock

Bruce Dickinson shall return when the mountain burns again

Bruce Dickinson shot JFK

Bruce Dickinson shot JFK, and says "Anything worth doing is too hard"

Bruce Dickinson sings "Machadanyu"

Bruce Dickinson sings (8) My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Bruce Dickinson sings (8) Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free (8)

Bruce Dickinson sings in the key of 'S'

Bruce Dickinson sings: (8)I'm gonna organise some changes in my life, I'm gonna exorcise the demons of my past, (8)

Bruce Dickinson slept with Adam Marsh by mistake

Bruce Dickinson sold out to the man

Bruce Dickinson sold you a silent night

Bruce Dickinson sometimes wishes Roger Moore would come back with an underwater car or some kind of jetpack

Bruce Dickinson stops ruining your slogans with logic

Bruce Dickinson stops time and teleports. He does many things you don't see

Bruce Dickinson suffers from daemonic infection; he is a doomed changeling

Bruce Dickinson swallows

Bruce Dickinson swallows, and watches "Dozens of channels of free, state-funded pornography"

Bruce Dickinson takes advantage of the power vacuum in the Vatican

Bruce Dickinson tells a cracker joke: Why did the chicken cross the play ground? To get to the other slide

Bruce Dickinson thinks it's possible he's a little too awesome

Bruce Dickinson thinks that frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality

Bruce Dickinson thinks that there must be some way out of here

Bruce Dickinson thinks the day needs his saving expertise

Bruce Dickinson thinks there must be some way out of here

Bruce Dickinson tonight, on this small planet, will rock civilisation

Bruce Dickinson tries and fails to say "I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch"

Bruce Dickinson understands how to make fun of emotions

Bruce Dickinson unwraps bananas

Bruce Dickinson votes FGG for president

Bruce Dickinson vs. The Man

Bruce Dickinson vs. The Man - at work

Bruce Dickinson wanna make you glad you're alive//Battenburg mission accomplished

Bruce Dickinson wants everyone to know that he is not called David

Bruce Dickinson wants to know how we keep starting fires

Bruce Dickinson wants to know if he can drop CC.....now

Bruce Dickinson wants to live in a universe in which peace, self expression, and the chance of a dangerous adventure are available to all

Bruce Dickinson wants you to put that cookie down. Now

Bruce Dickinson was a friend of mine

Bruce Dickinson was a great man... but that was another life

Bruce Dickinson was an american girl

Bruce Dickinson was created by man, he evolved, he rebelled, and he has a plan

Bruce Dickinson was expelled for urinating in the headmaster's dinner

Bruce Dickinson was freaked out by the octo-chicken when it came down from its web

Bruce Dickinson was from his mother's womb untimely ripped

Bruce Dickinson was once propositioned by Ozzy Osbourne

Bruce Dickinson was super-effective

Bruce Dickinson was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...

Bruce Dickinson watches "Dozens of channels of free, state-funded pornography"

Bruce Dickinson watches Diagnosis Hypnosis

Bruce Dickinson wears lederhosen and encourages you to do the same

Bruce Dickinson went from quantum scientist to airforce test pilot

Bruce Dickinson will always be a child of two worlds

Bruce Dickinson will be in his bunk

Bruce Dickinson will be whatever he wants to do

Bruce Dickinson will eat and digest you all with his system of mighty organs!

Bruce Dickinson will give you an answer in the morning

Bruce Dickinson will make point five past lightspeed

Bruce Dickinson wiped out the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula

Bruce Dickinson wishes he could do economics

Bruce Dickinson wishes you a happy new year etc

Bruce Dickinson wishes you a merry xmas etc

Bruce Dickinson with pomp supreme and godlike imitated state

Bruce Dickinson would "stuff her turkey and fill her stocking"

Bruce Dickinson would get 'insane in her membrane'

Bruce Dickinson would give FGG a lesson in biology

Bruce Dickinson would go out tonight, but he doesn't have a stitch to wear

Bruce Dickinson would have knocked but his fist had other plans

Bruce Dickinson would like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat

Bruce Dickinson would prefer a flan

Bruce Dickinson would rather kick you in the face

Bruce Dickinson wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores, stood up to the networks and gave them what for

Bruce Dickinson's adventure is just beginning

Bruce Dickinson's average workout consists of 40 planet thrusts for his quads, 100 brachiosaurus bench-presses and 12 tractor curls

Bruce Dickinson's bargaining posture is highly dubious

Bruce Dickinson's bass really is strong enough

Bruce Dickinson's earliest experiments were in the burgeoning field of disco physics

Bruce Dickinson's got his own problems

Bruce Dickinson's got toast, but he's not a toaster

Bruce Dickinson's plan is sheer elegance in its draconian simplicity

Bruce Dickinson's power is everything. Defeat is absurd!

Bruce Dickinson's power is everything; defeat is absurd!

Bruce Dickinson's song is more of a retro pastiche than a breakaway pop hit

Bruce Dickinson's Buying bread from a man in Brussels who's six foot four and full of muscles

Bruce Dickinson's a mythological creature, I can calls him what I wants

Bruce Dickinson's family is made of meat

Bruce Dickinson's kisses remind people of amniotic fluid

Bruce Dickinson's revolution has ended due to a lack of interest

Bruce Dickinson, in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

Bruce Dickinson, on FGG: "I would"

Bruce Dickinson/Sam Belcher says "I once knew some dunce at the institute, all they did was go round saying "I'm an institute"

Bruce Dickinson: At -40 degrees, all men are equal

Bruce Dickinson: Don't tell me to mind the gap

Bruce Dickinson: Dudes love it but chicks at best endure it

Bruce Dickinsons are a superstitious and cowardly lot

Ceri: "Adam Maaarsh has an unimaginably big manhood" (Bruce Dickinson ratifies this)

Ceri: "Adam Maaarsh has an unimaginably big manhood" (Bruce Dickinson ratifies this) *pining for a mining*

Don't worry, Bruce Dickinson will be back, and in greater numbers

For never was a story of more woe, Than this of Baby Juliet and her Baby Bruce Dickinson

If Bruce Dickinson had $1,000,000, he'd buy you some art - a Picasso, or a Garfunkel

If Bruce Dickinson saw a dinosaur right now, he'd rip his head off

In the blink of a cosmic clock, Bruce Dickinson went from quantum scientist to airforce test pilot

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Bruce Dickinson

Just me, Bruce Dickinson, two droids, and no questions asked

No, Bruce Dickinson is from Iowa, he only works in outer space

People should not be afraid of their governments: governments should be afraid of Bruce Dickinson

Sometimes I, Bruce Dickinson, sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits

Somewhere in the darkness, Bruce Dickinson broke even, and in his final words I found an ace that I could keep

Sorry ladies, Bruce Dickinson is now officially non-canon

The taming of the Bruce Dickinson

The voice you're now hearing is Bruce Dickinson

There's acing it, and there's what Bruce Dickinson did. Kind of like shooting a cow with a Howitzer

Welcome to Bruce Dickinson's cold war

When Bruce Dickinson closes a door, he opens a sperm bank

When Bruce Dickinson goes, he goes large, granted

When Bruce Dickinson goes, he goes large, granted.

When Bruce Dickinson was in Egypt's land... let my Bruce Dickinson go

Without Bruce Dickinson it could be a beaker full of death