Hello, you have dialed
(just put your number, no dashes)

The Tall accomplished man you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're
on Reddit
Ripping out mass loads of weights
Polishing their monocle smile
Cracking walnuts with their man mind
building an orphanage with their barehands while playing a sweet, sweet lulluby for those children with two mallets against their abs xylophone

But leave a message and they'll return your call as soon as possible

I'm on a horse
I'm on a phone
SWAN DIVE
This voicemail is now diamonds

Do do do doot doo do do dooot

Idea by: Chriswastaken
Code by: Area
Design by: Nelson Abalos Jr.

Many thanks to: Reddit