Einstein Says
Here lies the collected wisdom of a great man. Or rather, the portrait of a great man. He was purchased one lunchtime by a friend of mine after period of brief but incessant nagging by another in a pawn shop, and dragged it back to school. Realising that he didn't want it, he saddled me with it, using the justification that it had been my birthday a few days before. We hung him in the common room, where he became a permanent and valued member of our group - he even got a page on the 'Yearbook' we got. While he says E=mc2 at the bottom, we deemed that inadequate for our tastes, and took to changing what he said daily. At the end of the year, I took him to Cambridge with me, and continue to update his wit (though not daily, alas) on a regular basis.If you have a suggestion for what he should say, let me know at alex@thisdomain.
 | The Man Himself - Hanging in the Common Room. |
 | Hear Me Roar - I assume this originates from the song 'I am Woman' by Helen Reddy. |
 | It is on the moon! - From this qwantz. Comedy gold. |
 | Thou shalt not admit adultery - A classic 'from the mouth of babes' line. |
 | You Jane - Tarzan, of course. |