ONCE IN A LIFE ADVERTISING
OPPORTUNITY
IF YOU ADVERTISE AND
YOU DON’T BID, YOUR MISSING OUT ON THE ONE AND
ONLY OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS IN THE WHOLE
WORLD.
A Tattoo of
the name and/or logo of the winning bidder on the
back of my
head&
A full wrap advertisement
on my car, custom license plate and GPS Locator
(to monitor the moving billboard and
myself.)
The tattoo of the
name and/or logo of the winning bidder on the back
of my head, subject to my approval and some small
changes to make the tattoo possible might need to
be made.
Winning bidder before the tattoo will be
done must make approval of the design, video of
the tattoo will be sent within 24 hours of the
tattoo. If any valid time/dated pictures are
produced within the year period from any party of
me covering the tattoo or letting my hair grow out
(example but not limited to: Hat, Wig, not going
out of my house) a full reimbursement will be paid
to the winning bidder. I will go out in public at
least 5 days a week with a clean-shaven bald
tattooed head (including but not limited to: going
to local stores, gas stations, the mall once a
week, and driving the major freeways and/or
interstates of the greater Cleveland Ohio area at
least once a week.)
I drive a minimum of 1200 miles a month for
my normal life and travel these major routes,
freeways, interstates and more at least once a
month; Rts.: 322, 20, 91, 6, 84, 306, 615, 175,
174, &14, Freeways & Interstates: 271, 90,
2, &71 (I have a good driving record, and
currently drive a 2001 Chevy Impala
LS.)
Winning bidder for their software
verification will provide GPS
locator/s.
They will also wrap my car with an
advertisement and a 7 number/letter custom license
plate (I will get license plate-subject to
availability at the Ohio state BMV)
I will do: events, promotions, appearances,
commercials, news, travel and such things with:
proper notice (2-4 weeks), transportation (out of
state/country-I have a valid passport), flight,
rental car, lodging (for overnight stay), whatever
else is required for event and paid
compensation. Cleveland
has many great events and opportunities to
promote/advertise not just locally or nationwide
but also internationally such as, but not limited
to: The International Children’s Games, and the
Gravity Games. I am also
an avid concertgoer.
50 weeks 50 pictures and or short video
clips via/e-mail to verify my bald clean-shaven
tattooed head in public (shock ads, even if not
approved of, are retained in consumers minds more
so than other ads and make consumers think and
talk about it.)
I get two weeks (out of 52 weeks) that I
can wear a hat for vacation with proper notice to
the winning company.
If you are happy
with the results the contract may be renewable
during the 12th month, if I’m happy
with the results and terms.
If you are not happy
for any reason at any time you can cancel the
contract but I keep the money, unless otherwise
stated above.
The contract is
negotiable by both parties and if either one is
unable to come to a compromise, the second highest
bidder will get my contract (if reserve is
met.)
Your company can
also choose to use this opportunity to put a
picture of the tattoo on
your stamps.
I J.D.M. am a 21yr.
old male and I came up with this combination ad
idea on my own and it is a Unique One of a kind
opportunity that has never even been thought of
before here and NOW!
This contract is for
a term of 1 year. Serious
bidders & Certified check-ONLY-


  
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