CLEAR is the Classic Ebay Archive - here you will find a selection of auctions that I believe deserve to be immortalised. You should not try to bid on the items, or do anything that may involve your ebay account on the following pages
300 Consoles - An extremely large collection of consoles up for sale. Why would you need this many NESs? Ever? I believe this auction was won by gbax.com who then re-sold everything in it.
Bad Children get No DS - Selling your son's PS2 because he has been naughty is one thing; selling your children's Christmas present on ebay after showing them what they won't be getting is a whole new - amazing - level of discipline. I bet they learnt their lesson.
Do not bid - This is perfect example of what happens when you ask people on the internet to do something. They don't.
Giftcards - Selling giftcards on ebay wouldn't - ordinarily - be an auction worth of inclusion. It is the pictures here that really make the auction.
Kick Your Ass - This man - for a very reasonable charge - would come to your house and beat you up; maybe even some of your family if he was feeling generous.
Paintball Gun - Now this is a paintball gun. Mere mortals would tremble at the sight of an opponent weilding this beast.
Playstation 3? Already? - The best fake Playstation 3 auction that I've seen, if only becuase of the mock-up of the controller. I want an infinity button on my controller.
PS2 Punishment - This guy probably deserved to have his PS2 sold as punishment - the story of what he did is in the auction. This predates the DS punishment auction.
Real Life Human - A classic. Selling a person on ebay - without their knowledge. What more has to be said?
Super Minipod - iPod Mini? iPod Shuffle? Pish-tosh. For a small iPod, this guy is your man, selling a very rare prototype iPod in mint condition.
Tattoo Advertising - I don't think that I could do this - get paid to advertise a company on the back of your head with a tattoo. This man certainly can, but it's not cheap. As a bonus, he'll advertise on his car and do events for the winning company.
Texas Snowball - Having not snowed in Texas for over 100 years, when it did, an enterprising American saw an opportunity to profit. This rare Texan snowball was his plan.