Bruce Dickinson
Myself and seven other special hopefuls use our MSN screenames to record the multitude of activities that we believe Bruce Dickinson engages in. Some are fans of Iron Maiden, but others (like myself) are not; it's just a thing we do. The following list comes from a monolithic bash script, that mostly involves liberal use of sed. There are likely to be mistakes in this; I'm parsing four (soon to be five) different types of log with a single script, so there are bound to be conflicts. It should be pretty good, though.There are a lot missing. Adium gypped me on the log front for a while (12-18 months), and didn't record screenames. It's back up to speed now though. A batch of very old logs are now included, which greatly increased the number here
Blame rests with known human Bruce Dickinson and his tiny inferior brain
Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson calls Lofty to duel
Bruce Dickinson (8)was born in a mining town in '58 when black and white TV was up to date(8) dontcha know
Bruce Dickinson (Back by popular demand), plus Bloody Foreigners
Bruce Dickinson - he will, he will, rock you
Bruce Dickinson = Marcus the Penguin = The Queen
Bruce Dickinson absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead
Bruce Dickinson absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
Bruce Dickinson admits that there is no rule on the books saying a meerkat can't play rugby
Bruce Dickinson advises people to be off buggering
Bruce Dickinson ain't got nothing, and they're taking that away too
Bruce Dickinson already has a plan
Bruce Dickinson am I
Bruce Dickinson and Sean Bean sitting in a tree
Bruce Dickinson and chums are playing Switzerland and Holland but still not this sceptred isle, because they're %!£*$%s
Bruce Dickinson apologises profusely for any offence or injury cause last evening
Bruce Dickinson applauded the downfall of the British Empire
Bruce Dickinson asks if anyone would care to explain where the large lump on the side of his head came from
Bruce Dickinson asks you to 'quit yo jibber jabber'
Bruce Dickinson asserts that 50% of exercise is mental, and he'll do the other 50% some other time
Bruce Dickinson asserts that Aquaman talks to motherfucking fish!
Bruce Dickinson asserts that he is Brucie D, the dominating MC
Bruce Dickinson ate my hamster
Bruce Dickinson became self-aware at 2:14am, Easter time, August 29th
Bruce Dickinson became self-aware at 2:14am, Eastern time, August 29th
Bruce Dickinson believes marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers
Bruce Dickinson believes that qualifies as ill
Bruce Dickinson believes that the debate over breakfast is as subjective as it is eternal
Bruce Dickinson brings your attention to RockReview.co.uk: Rock news, not cock news
Bruce Dickinson builds you up, buttercup
Bruce Dickinson came from Greece, he had a thirst for knowledge
Bruce Dickinson can always find the droids he's looking for
Bruce Dickinson can be found in all good bookshops
Bruce Dickinson can create an object so valuable that even He can't heist it
Bruce Dickinson can definitely escape, all he has to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe
Bruce Dickinson can finally save the planet with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows
Bruce Dickinson can fire three rounds a minute in any weather.
Bruce Dickinson can fire three shots a minute in any weather
Bruce Dickinson can flip end to end in 0.35 seconds
Bruce Dickinson can read for pleasure again
Bruce Dickinson can save the universe with a kettle and some string
Bruce Dickinson can sleep when he's dead
Bruce Dickinson cannot play god and then wash his hands of the things he's created
Bruce Dickinson casts aspersions on David Bishop's sexuality
Bruce Dickinson casts aspersions on David Bishop's sexuality, not to mention Alex Rea's
Bruce Dickinson comes from a land down under
Bruce Dickinson comes out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns
Bruce Dickinson commands a navy of moral dubiousness
Bruce Dickinson considers Bruce Dickinson to be somewhat of a retard
Bruce Dickinson correx you're grammer,
Bruce Dickinson cusses you bad
Bruce Dickinson dared to dream of his own race of atomic monsters
Bruce Dickinson didn't realise you wrote poetry, didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry
Bruce Dickinson didn't realise you wrote poetry, such bloody awful poetry
Bruce Dickinson didn't realise you wrote poetry, didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry
Bruce Dickinson die, die DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Bruce Dickinson dit JE SUIS BRUCE DICKINSON, ET JE SUIS FRANCAIS!
Bruce Dickinson does the Time Warp. Again
Bruce Dickinson doesn't even sound that fun but still manages to disappoint
Bruce Dickinson doesn't go to the gym; he's just naturally like this
Bruce Dickinson doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Bruce Dickinson doesn't need to drink, he can quit anytime
Bruce Dickinson doesn't usually last 3 hours, but he got into a serious thing... then he forgot how it ended.
Bruce Dickinson doesn't usually last that long, but he got into a serious thing. Also he forgot how it ended.
Bruce Dickinson doesn't want to pay for a dimension he isn't going to use
Bruce Dickinson doesn't have to put on the red light
Bruce Dickinson doesn't just defy convention. He defies warning labels and common sense
Bruce Dickinson doesn't mess around with Jim
Bruce Dickinson doesn't need 'friends'
Bruce Dickinson drank your blood as you slept
Bruce Dickinson drank your blood as you slept and has got four offers so BRRRP
Bruce Dickinson enjoys meaty beer
Bruce Dickinson envies the dead
Bruce Dickinson falls within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy
Bruce Dickinson gives a little respect to The Todd
Bruce Dickinson goes to 11
Bruce Dickinson goes to war with France
Bruce Dickinson gotta keep the devil way down in the hole
Bruce Dickinson had sex with a man for money
Bruce Dickinson happens to have no dress in his cabin
Bruce Dickinson has a degree from Harvard; whenever he's wrong, the world makes a little bit less sense
Bruce Dickinson has become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years
Bruce Dickinson has become bitter, and lets face it, crazy over the years
Bruce Dickinson has been personally acquainted with himself for some years
Bruce Dickinson has done the impossible, and that makes him mighty
Bruce Dickinson has fired two guns while flying through the air
Bruce Dickinson has found a new note between B and C. He always suspected it was there
Bruce Dickinson has frankly never felt voting to be all that essential to the process
Bruce Dickinson has got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. They're breathing again
Bruce Dickinson has got a prayer in Memphis
Bruce Dickinson has got a prayer in Memphis - at work
Bruce Dickinson has got a prayer in Memphis - lectures
Bruce Dickinson has got your fish right here, pal
Bruce Dickinson has his own hat
Bruce Dickinson has independently invented Buddhism
Bruce Dickinson has just placed a fatwa on you
Bruce Dickinson has known... unconventional love
Bruce Dickinson has lost interest in the novelty of himself
Bruce Dickinson has made 38 drops, simulated
Bruce Dickinson has many leather-bound books
Bruce Dickinson has no friends
Bruce Dickinson has nothing in his pockets but knives and lint
Bruce Dickinson has passed his driving test
Bruce Dickinson has ridden the mighty moon worm
Bruce Dickinson has seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
Bruce Dickinson has seen the Queen
Bruce Dickinson has seventeen separate temporal violations
Bruce Dickinson has seventeen seperate temporal violations
Bruce Dickinson has shut down the main reactor, we'll be destroyed for sure
Bruce Dickinson has some experience with corporate manslaughter
Bruce Dickinson hates the fact that the French won
Bruce Dickinson hates you
Bruce Dickinson heard most of that but only because he was eavesdropping
Bruce Dickinson heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
Bruce Dickinson hereby declares this 'Robot Party Week'
Bruce Dickinson hopes to set an example, you know, for children and stuff
Bruce Dickinson hurts Timothy Winters
Bruce Dickinson in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife
Bruce Dickinson instructs you to (8) Send them back your fierce defiance, Stamp upon th'accursed alliance (8)
Bruce Dickinson invites you to look upward and share the wonders he's seen
Bruce Dickinson is
Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson is Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson is DJing. Right now. For 50 people. At a Cambridge Ball. With no previous experience whatsoever
Bruce Dickinson is Kwisatz Hadarach, he is born of Caladan, he will take the Gom Jabbar
Bruce Dickinson is Kwistatz Hadarach, he is born of Caladan, he will take the Gom Jabbar
Bruce Dickinson is Luke, he's five, and his dad's Bruce Lee
Bruce Dickinson is Mister United-States-Canada-Mexico-Panama
Bruce Dickinson is Shai-Hulud: The Great Maker
Bruce Dickinson is a
Bruce Dickinson is a circular tub of colour
Bruce Dickinson is a hoot, that's what he is
Bruce Dickinson is a main character in the story of life
Bruce Dickinson is a man of wealth and taste
Bruce Dickinson is a member of the Conservative Party
Bruce Dickinson is a model, and he's looking good
Bruce Dickinson is a musical poet who transcends genres even as he reinvents them
Bruce Dickinson is a musician-poet who transcends genres even as he re-invents them
Bruce Dickinson is a pimp and a killer. But in a philanthropic way
Bruce Dickinson is a redneck yokel from beyond the stars
Bruce Dickinson is a robot in disguise
Bruce Dickinson is a scientist. He's been a threat to humanity, the environment, and even Jupiter once
Bruce Dickinson is a scientist. He's been a threat to humanity, the environment, and even Jupiter once
Bruce Dickinson is a surprisingly amorous tour guide
Bruce Dickinson is a zombie negroe
Bruce Dickinson is across the bay... in Alameda
Bruce Dickinson is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon
Bruce Dickinson is an anagram of boral dex
Bruce Dickinson is an elephant that never forgets.... to kill!
Bruce Dickinson is an intercept-saurus rex
Bruce Dickinson is an ugly bag of mostly water
Bruce Dickinson is angry that most of the "fans" on Farscapeworld.com don't know dren
Bruce Dickinson is as big and dumb as a man can come
Bruce Dickinson is at 99,000 and dropping like a rock
Bruce Dickinson is at a place called Birmingham
Bruce Dickinson is at altitude 99,000 and dropping like a rock
Bruce Dickinson is back in Colchester
Bruce Dickinson is back in the USSR
Bruce Dickinson is being a right pest by almost certainly setting his only date in the UK for the middle of the twatting exams
Bruce Dickinson is better than you
Bruce Dickinson is busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate
Bruce Dickinson is causing havoc. If i'm not mistaken, his face is a haddock
Bruce Dickinson is coming home to Wuthering, Wuthering, Wuthering Heights
Bruce Dickinson is concerned that the cake is a lie
Bruce Dickinson is down with fall
Bruce Dickinson is dying in a pool of his own cheese
Bruce Dickinson is equivocating like a motherfucker
Bruce Dickinson is extremely King George V
Bruce Dickinson is extremely Martin
Bruce Dickinson is farmhouse. Very farmhouse
Bruce Dickinson is fast, also he is from the past
Bruce Dickinson is feeling the captain's itch
Bruce Dickinson is floating in a tin can, far above the world
Bruce Dickinson is flying you out on knuckle airlines, fist class
Bruce Dickinson is fresh from conquering the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula
Bruce Dickinson is goina waaaaaaar
Bruce Dickinson is going to be on that like a numerator on a denominator
Bruce Dickinson is going to live for forever
Bruce Dickinson is going to twat Mr. Matusiak
Bruce Dickinson is gonna do you a nasty
Bruce Dickinson is good with our current amount of headbutting. He'd say we're at headbutting capacity
Bruce Dickinson is half monk, half hitman
Bruce Dickinson is happy and he knows it. And he really wants to show it
Bruce Dickinson is here to talk to you about the Avenger inititive
Bruce Dickinson is in London
Bruce Dickinson is in a band with an Italian drummer
Bruce Dickinson is in ur noun, verb-ing ur related noun
Bruce Dickinson is islanded in a stream of stars
Bruce Dickinson is like being sexually attracted in reverse
Bruce Dickinson is made in Scotland from girders
Bruce Dickinson is making a list, checking it twice
Bruce Dickinson is mightily peaved by the continued existence of A-Level Classical Civilisation or Mr. Brinded
Bruce Dickinson is more than meets the eye
Bruce Dickinson is nearing the end of his days
Bruce Dickinson is never going to another planet called Cannibalon
Bruce Dickinson is no Jack Kennedy, Senator
Bruce Dickinson is non-canon
Bruce Dickinson is non-negotiable
Bruce Dickinson is not GAY, he's BRITISH
Bruce Dickinson is not a nancy boy, unlike some people, I'm looking at you Alex Rea
Bruce Dickinson is not a proper subset of abstract conceivability
Bruce Dickinson is not a stickler for a tickler
Bruce Dickinson is not enormously impressed by the continued existence of A-Level Classical Civilisation and Mr. Brinded
Bruce Dickinson is not sick but he's not well
Bruce Dickinson is on the list of approve bendables
Bruce Dickinson is on the list of approved bendables
Bruce Dickinson is one of the good guys
Bruce Dickinson is powered by irony
Bruce Dickinson is primarily concerned with fires, nuclear wars, and enforced dancing
Bruce Dickinson is putting on his robe and wizard hat
Bruce Dickinson is really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do
Bruce Dickinson is remembering Pickett's charge
Bruce Dickinson is remembering the defense on Little Round Top
Bruce Dickinson is remembering the first days of both the Somme and the battle of Gettysburg
Bruce Dickinson is rotten in the state of Denmark
Bruce Dickinson is rude but not ginger
Bruce Dickinson is sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
Bruce Dickinson is sinking because of how shabby this boat is
Bruce Dickinson is so damn cool it's untrue
Bruce Dickinson is stumblin' in
Bruce Dickinson is sylvanian
Bruce Dickinson is taking suggestions for what Einstein should say when he first goes to Cambridge
Bruce Dickinson is the Napoleon of rhyme
Bruce Dickinson is the devil, he can do what he wants. Whatever he's got, he's going to flaunt
Bruce Dickinson is the devil, he can do what he wants. Whatever he's got, he's going to flaunt
Bruce Dickinson is the enchanting wizard of rhythm
Bruce Dickinson is the essence and the vessel of all that is and will ever be
Bruce Dickinson is the humblest of God's creatures
Bruce Dickinson is the morning DJ on WOLD
Bruce Dickinson is the new Member of Parliament
Bruce Dickinson is the world's most boundary-respecting robot
Bruce Dickinson is the world's most boundary-respecting robot
Bruce Dickinson is upside his head
Bruce Dickinson is watching porn in his hotel dressing gown
Bruce Dickinson is wondering "Hey, Shatner, how do I hurl bolts of lightning?"
Bruce Dickinson is, on occasion, hilarious
Bruce Dickinson is, to his Martian foes, a dangerous name
Bruce Dickinson isn't interested in art unless its tattooed on a fat guy
Bruce Dickinson isn't a gynecologist, but he'll have a look
Bruce Dickinson isn't real
Bruce Dickinson just proposed to a woman in a coffee shop and tried to get himself run over
Bruce Dickinson just showed up one day... staring
Bruce Dickinson kissed a girl just to try it
Bruce Dickinson knows a place where the constitution doesn't mean squat
Bruce Dickinson knows what is what, but he doesn't know what is what. He just struts
Bruce Dickinson likes his sugar with coffee and cream
Bruce Dickinson listens to "Drum n' Bush"
Bruce Dickinson lives in a self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory
Bruce Dickinson lives in the blue ridge, with his fourteen dogs
Bruce Dickinson looks a bit like coffee and tastes a bit like me
Bruce Dickinson looks a bit like coffee and tastes a little like me
Bruce Dickinson looks a little like coffee and tastes a little like me
Bruce Dickinson looks forward to DRINKING AGAIN!
Bruce Dickinson looks like a victim of a surgical crime - a little Darth Vader, a little Optimus Prime
Bruce Dickinson loves Italian, and so do you
Bruce Dickinson loves children's TV. For the wrong reasons
Bruce Dickinson loves the tentacle
Bruce Dickinson macht frei
Bruce Dickinson makes no apologies for his girth
Bruce Dickinson needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Bruce Dickinson never figured out the moral of Humpty Dumpty. The best he could get is 'Dont sit on a wall if you're an egg'"
Bruce Dickinson never mentions a word to me, he reads Leviathan
Bruce Dickinson nosnikciD ecurB
Bruce Dickinson obeys the laws of thermodynamics
Bruce Dickinson pissed his summer away
Bruce Dickinson plays the mamba
Bruce Dickinson prefers blondes, but is open to all offers
Bruce Dickinson prefers his girlfriends to have a working knowledge of the Suez Crisis
Bruce Dickinson presents: 'Best' of Alex's Screenames 2004: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Bruce Dickinson presents: 'Best' of Alex's Screenames 2004: Why do people become bakers? Because they knead the dough
Bruce Dickinson probably would
Bruce Dickinson promises to DRINK AGAIN!
Bruce Dickinson proudly proclaims himself to be a Communist
Bruce Dickinson punched out all your blood
Bruce Dickinson puts his ass into it
Bruce Dickinson read the news today; oh boy
Bruce Dickinson really says: 'This is a fucking British flag, and these colours don't fucking run!'
Bruce Dickinson reckons X-Men legends is "the cool"
Bruce Dickinson reckons he's Ozymandias, King of Kings
Bruce Dickinson regards this Earth with envious eyes
Bruce Dickinson remembers what the dormouse said
Bruce Dickinson remembers what the dormouse saidl
Bruce Dickinson robs victims by threatening them with a lit match. Police want to find him before he strikes again
Bruce Dickinson says
Bruce Dickinson says "All farmers have wives" "Well not this one, he's gay" "Shouldnt be allowed near animals then should he"
Bruce Dickinson says "Are you biking what I'm biking?" "I am, Johnson, but there's a stick biked east here from purple box."
Bruce Dickinson says "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but it's a miracle that this one grew back."
Bruce Dickinson says "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but there's a bug stuck in here from last time."
Bruce Dickinson says "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "Well, I think so Bruce, but we're already naked."
Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson is too cool for words"
Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson says "Bruce Dickinson says..
Bruce Dickinson says "Callous frigid chill, nothing left to kill, never seen before, breathing nevermore"
Bruce Dickinson says "Christianity is one of the most popular religions in Britain, with over 80 members"
Bruce Dickinson says "FGG is fine"
Bruce Dickinson says "For the last time, it was your first wife who liked them" "Yeah? Well she also liked to shut up"
Bruce Dickinson says "Free trade iz good coz da banana famas in panama get da moneyz"
Bruce Dickinson says "Hello I'm Dr Freud, but you can call me Siggy
Bruce Dickinson says "How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?" "Let's go ride bikes"
Bruce Dickinson says "I am the Tippoo sultan"
Bruce Dickinson says "I had a cow named Sir Angus McBeef"
Bruce Dickinson says "I love each and every one of you" "Sing, bitch"
Bruce Dickinson says "I plan to be a better, more focussed person next year and if at all possible, have a bionic arm
Bruce Dickinson says "I rode the Hasselhoff"
Bruce Dickinson says "I tried to wash my son's face with tea"
Bruce Dickinson says "I used to have a political reggae song called 'Equality Street'"
Bruce Dickinson says "I was issued with it in Hungary"
Bruce Dickinson says "I'll let you off with some partial suckage", whilst also supporting Project X
Bruce Dickinson says "I'm off to do some pillaging" "Is that what they call it now?" "No. I will wank later"
Bruce Dickinson says "If they're so great, why arent they dead?"
Bruce Dickinson says "If you require wheelchair assistance... you picked the wrong airline. Hah hah"
Bruce Dickinson says "In Kazakhstan, the favourite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis"
Bruce Dickinson says "Like Springsteen: Born to Run..... the Slough branch
Bruce Dickinson says "Listen to Pachelbel's Canon"
Bruce Dickinson says "Mr. T is fifty-three today! Happy Birthday!"
Bruce Dickinson says "Now 100% pun free"
Bruce Dickinson says "Ordinarily I'd say you're as thick as a brick, but why insult perfectly decent bricks?"
Bruce Dickinson says "Pronoun trouble"
Bruce Dickinson says "Republicans. Sportsmanship. Books"
Bruce Dickinson says "Rogues do it from behind"
Bruce Dickinson says "She's got the magical combo of beauty and low self-esteem"
Bruce Dickinson says "Such inspiration usually begins with acohol and ends with an entry in the Darwin Awards"
Bruce Dickinson says "That's it Patrick! We've got to become entrepreneurs" "Is it gonna hurt?"
Bruce Dickinson says "The Blair effect? Isn't that like the Lynx effect?...y'know...just a passing fragrance...?"
Bruce Dickinson says "The moon is a fascinating place, but gets progressively less interesting as your oxygen runs out"
Bruce Dickinson says "There comes a time in every mans life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye"
Bruce Dickinson says "There is no way I'm spending my holiday with a dog that has random Pavarotti disease"
Bruce Dickinson says "We are going to make shoe soup"
Bruce Dickinson says "We may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode"
Bruce Dickinson says "Welcome to Dimmsdale! I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Bruce Dickinson says "Well there must be some current in those wires" "Probably about 1"
Bruce Dickinson says "Wellby is gay"
Bruce Dickinson says "What do you think might be the lesson here?" "Dogs"
Bruce Dickinson says "You can get rid of fat, you cant get rid of ugly"
Bruce Dickinson says "I'll be there before you know it; I'll be gone before you see me"
Bruce Dickinson says "If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword. And surely that is madness."
Bruce Dickinson says "Lift off! We have a lift off 32 minutes past the hour."
Bruce Dickinson says "Now... where did I leave the moon?"
Bruce Dickinson says "See, this is the problem with theoretical physics. Someone's always gotta get shot."
Bruce Dickinson says (8) The Jacksons are re-uniting and going on tour, and I cant take it anymore (8)
Bruce Dickinson says (8) The name's European Bob (8)
Bruce Dickinson says 3 offers is better than everybody else
Bruce Dickinson says Bruce Dickinson thinks no such thing Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson says Bruce Dickinson's E-mail address is Geiorgia_l_sams@hotmail.com
Bruce Dickinson says I'm Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson says Iron Maiden suck
Bruce Dickinson says THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE....Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson says can somebody please explain how a uni can make a conditional offer without telling you the conditions?
Bruce Dickinson says get the fuck out of my house
Bruce Dickinson says he's never been to scouts, but he once eat a brownie
Bruce Dickinson says he's one of the lads
Bruce Dickinson says it now and says it loud, he's Bruce Dickinson and he's proud
Bruce Dickinson says that (8)the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still they come!(8)
Bruce Dickinson says that International Camp is pretty in tents
Bruce Dickinson says that a hookah smoking caterpillar has given him the call
Bruce Dickinson says that failure is just success rounded down
Bruce Dickinson says that his dad is BA Baracus only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nanchuks
Bruce Dickinson says to womankind, "Less is the new black"
Bruce Dickinson says wooooo Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson says, "The Queen is better than you"
Bruce Dickinson says, "We've gotta get some porn on that for the lads"
Bruce Dickinson says: "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
Bruce Dickinson says: "A subservient fish is one that knows his plaice"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
Bruce Dickinson says: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but this time you wear the tutu"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Bruce, but this where are we going to find a duck and a horse at this hour?"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Atheism is a non-prophet organisation"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Halifax Howard releasing 'You're my first, my last, my extra thing' as a single for charity."
Bruce Dickinson says: "I have terrible kleptomania, but it's okay - when it gets bad, I take something for it."
Bruce Dickinson says: "I once knew a bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender. He served subpoena coladas"
Bruce Dickinson says: "I saw a film about a man who had flashes of insight eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Marriage: The mourning after the knot before"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Real Shop Names #1: Battersea Cod's Home Fish and Chips"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Real Shop Names #2: The Frying Scotsman"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Real Shop Names #3: Paws for thought"
Bruce Dickinson says: "Without me, it's just aweso"
Bruce Dickinson screams it like he hates that bitch
Bruce Dickinson seriously prods buttock
Bruce Dickinson shall return when the mountain burns again
Bruce Dickinson shot JFK
Bruce Dickinson shot JFK, and says "Anything worth doing is too hard"
Bruce Dickinson sings "Machadanyu"
Bruce Dickinson sings (8) My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Bruce Dickinson sings (8) Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free (8)
Bruce Dickinson sings in the key of 'S'
Bruce Dickinson sings: (8)I'm gonna organise some changes in my life, I'm gonna exorcise the demons of my past, (8)
Bruce Dickinson slept with Adam Marsh by mistake
Bruce Dickinson sold out to the man
Bruce Dickinson sold you a silent night
Bruce Dickinson sometimes wishes Roger Moore would come back with an underwater car or some kind of jetpack
Bruce Dickinson stops ruining your slogans with logic
Bruce Dickinson stops time and teleports. He does many things you don't see
Bruce Dickinson suffers from daemonic infection; he is a doomed changeling
Bruce Dickinson swallows
Bruce Dickinson swallows, and watches "Dozens of channels of free, state-funded pornography"
Bruce Dickinson takes advantage of the power vacuum in the Vatican
Bruce Dickinson tells a cracker joke: Why did the chicken cross the play ground? To get to the other slide
Bruce Dickinson thinks it's possible he's a little too awesome
Bruce Dickinson thinks that frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality
Bruce Dickinson thinks that there must be some way out of here
Bruce Dickinson thinks the day needs his saving expertise
Bruce Dickinson thinks there must be some way out of here
Bruce Dickinson tonight, on this small planet, will rock civilisation
Bruce Dickinson tries and fails to say "I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch"
Bruce Dickinson understands how to make fun of emotions
Bruce Dickinson unwraps bananas
Bruce Dickinson votes FGG for president
Bruce Dickinson vs. The Man
Bruce Dickinson vs. The Man - at work
Bruce Dickinson wanna make you glad you're alive//Battenburg mission accomplished
Bruce Dickinson wants everyone to know that he is not called David
Bruce Dickinson wants to know how we keep starting fires
Bruce Dickinson wants to know if he can drop CC.....now
Bruce Dickinson wants to live in a universe in which peace, self expression, and the chance of a dangerous adventure are available to all
Bruce Dickinson wants you to put that cookie down. Now
Bruce Dickinson was a friend of mine
Bruce Dickinson was a great man... but that was another life
Bruce Dickinson was an american girl
Bruce Dickinson was created by man, he evolved, he rebelled, and he has a plan
Bruce Dickinson was expelled for urinating in the headmaster's dinner
Bruce Dickinson was freaked out by the octo-chicken when it came down from its web
Bruce Dickinson was from his mother's womb untimely ripped
Bruce Dickinson was once propositioned by Ozzy Osbourne
Bruce Dickinson was super-effective
Bruce Dickinson was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...
Bruce Dickinson watches "Dozens of channels of free, state-funded pornography"
Bruce Dickinson watches Diagnosis Hypnosis
Bruce Dickinson wears lederhosen and encourages you to do the same
Bruce Dickinson went from quantum scientist to airforce test pilot
Bruce Dickinson will always be a child of two worlds
Bruce Dickinson will be in his bunk
Bruce Dickinson will be whatever he wants to do
Bruce Dickinson will eat and digest you all with his system of mighty organs!
Bruce Dickinson will give you an answer in the morning
Bruce Dickinson will make point five past lightspeed
Bruce Dickinson wiped out the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula
Bruce Dickinson wishes he could do economics
Bruce Dickinson wishes you a happy new year etc
Bruce Dickinson wishes you a merry xmas etc
Bruce Dickinson with pomp supreme and godlike imitated state
Bruce Dickinson would "stuff her turkey and fill her stocking"
Bruce Dickinson would get 'insane in her membrane'
Bruce Dickinson would give FGG a lesson in biology
Bruce Dickinson would go out tonight, but he doesn't have a stitch to wear
Bruce Dickinson would like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat
Bruce Dickinson would prefer a flan
Bruce Dickinson would rather kick you in the face
Bruce Dickinson wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores, stood up to the networks and gave them what for
Bruce Dickinson's adventure is just beginning
Bruce Dickinson's bargaining posture is highly dubious
Bruce Dickinson's bass really is strong enough
Bruce Dickinson's got his own problems
Bruce Dickinson's got toast, but he's not a toaster
Bruce Dickinson's plan is sheer elegance in its draconian simplicity
Bruce Dickinson's power is everything. Defeat is absurd!
Bruce Dickinson's power is everything; defeat is absurd!
Bruce Dickinson's song is more of a retro pastiche than a breakaway pop hit
Bruce Dickinson's Buying bread from a man in Brussels who's six foot four and full of muscles
Bruce Dickinson's a mythological creature, I can calls him what I wants
Bruce Dickinson's family is made of meat
Bruce Dickinson's kisses remind people of amniotic fluid
Bruce Dickinson's revolution has ended due to a lack of interest
Bruce Dickinson, in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife
Bruce Dickinson, on FGG: "I would"
Bruce Dickinson/Sam Belcher says "I once knew some dunce at the institute, all they did was go round saying "I'm an institute"
Bruce Dickinson: At -40 degrees, all men are equal
Bruce Dickinson: Don't tell me to mind the gap
Bruce Dickinson: Dudes love it but chicks at best endure it
Bruce Dickinsons are a superstitious and cowardly lot
Ceri: "Adam Maaarsh has an unimaginably big manhood" (Bruce Dickinson ratifies this)
Ceri: "Adam Maaarsh has an unimaginably big manhood" (Bruce Dickinson ratifies this) *pining for a mining*
Don't worry, Bruce Dickinson will be back, and in greater numbers
For never was a story of more woe, Than this of Baby Juliet and her Baby Bruce Dickinson
If Bruce Dickinson saw a dinosaur right now, he'd rip his head off
In the blink of a cosmic clock, Bruce Dickinson went from quantum scientist to airforce test pilot
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Bruce Dickinson
Just me, Bruce Dickinson, two droids, and no questions asked
No, Bruce Dickinson is from Iowa, he only works in outer space
People should not be afraid of their governments: governments should be afraid of Bruce Dickinson
Sometimes I, Bruce Dickinson, sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits
Somewhere in the darkness, Bruce Dickinson broke even, and in his final words I found an ace that I could keep
Sorry ladies, Bruce Dickinson is now officially non-canon
The taming of the Bruce Dickinson
The voice you're now hearing is Bruce Dickinson
There's acing it, and there's what Bruce Dickinson did. Kind of like shooting a cow with a Howitzer
Welcome to Bruce Dickinson's cold war
When Bruce Dickinson closes a door, he opens a sperm bank
When Bruce Dickinson goes, he goes large, granted
When Bruce Dickinson goes, he goes large, granted.
When Bruce Dickinson was in Egypt's land... let my Bruce Dickinson go
Without Bruce Dickinson it could be a beaker full of death